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Subject: Fwd: Little Johnny meets Donald


Donald Trump was visiting a primary school in Orlando and visited a grade four class. They were
in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.
The teacher asked Mr. Trump if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.'
So he asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'.
One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field
and a tractor runs him over and kills him, that would be a tragedy."
"No," said Trump, "that would be an accident."
A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone, that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explained Trump. "That's what we would call great loss."
The room went silent. No other child volunteered. Trump searched the room. "Isn't there someone
here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher held her breath.
In a quiet voice he said: "If the plane carrying you was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown
to smithereens that would be a tragedy."
"Fantastic!" exclaimed Trump, "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"
"Well," says Johnny, "It has to be a tragedy, because it sure as heck wouldn't be a great loss... and you can
bet your sweet ass it wouldn't be an accident either!"
The teacher left the room..

[Jay Thomas]

Thanks John. That was a good one!!

Jay

[T-Bone]

I not only didn't laugh, I didn't even crack a grin. My country has lost it's mind....and a bunch of people with a lot of time on their hands think protesting is going to change something. Good luck with that.

Again...winter closing in on me. Though for the past 4 days I've been in San Antonio, TX...78 and sunny everyday. Nice. 

[CaptainCrappie]

I laughed General and so did my wife!!  Sometimes there's a part of satire that effects people differently though. 

C.C.

[Captain Hali]

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[Fort Wisers]

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